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Box o' S**t
Price: $54.99

Box o' Sh*t - 4 Great Seasonings in 1 Perfect Package

These four seasonings are the Four Pillars of Culinary Greatness; no kitchen is complete without them! This gift pack includes our three original seasonings PLUS our latest addition: Bull Sh*t steak seasoning.

Gift Box: 1 each Special Sh*t, Bull Sh*t, Aw Sh*t & Good Sh*t

Special Sh*t - 13 oz. - Special Sh*t is an All Purpose Seasoning for meats, vegetables, and seafood.  We hope you enjoy Special Sh*t as much as we've enjoyed bringing Special Sh*t to you.  Our goal is to provide the finest in all of our Sh*t products.  No matter what your needs, you can rest assured we have some Sh*t for you.  Special Sh*t makes a fine gift.  Where you're a gourmet cook or don't give a sh*t - Special Sh*t makes all your sh*t taste special.
Special Sh*t can make steaks, seafood, chicken, or any other kind of sh*t taste delightful.  Just sprinkle Special Sh*t on whatever you are cooking and no longer will taste like the same ol' sh*t.  Once you start using Special Sh*t, you'll never go back to that other sh*t you've been using. 
Ingredients - salt, pepper, seasoned salt, chile powder, garlic, paprika.
Aw Sh*t - 9 oz. - Aw Sh*t is a specially blended seasoning for those who want to put a little zip in their doo-da.  With a hot combo taste of Mexican meets Cajun, this seasoning provides just the right amount of kick to make you say "Aw Sh*t!"  Aw Sh*t will get you reaching for the nearest beer, but without having to "bite a bullet" the next morning.  Whether you're a gourmet cook or a sadist trying to get even with a friend, Aw Sh*t will provide the extra heat to bring out your best. 
Next time you're cooking fajitas, woking Chinese food, barbequing a brisket, or sauteing some mushrooms reach for Aw Sh*t.  It will make any dish come alive!  You're probably familar with Special Sh*t... well, Aw Sh*t is Special Sh*t on steroids. 
Ingredients - cayenne pepper, seasoning salt, chili powder, ancho chili powder, garlic salt, pepper.
Bull Sh*t (12 oz.) is the finest steak seasoning to ever grace a pantry, no sh*t. After extensive testing in our Sh*t kitchens, we have come up with the perfect seasoning to compliment the finest cut of beef on the planet, the ribeye. But just wait until you see how Bull Sh*t brings out the tender goodness of T-bones, NY Strips, filets, flatirons and sirloins!
Get the most robust flavor of Bull Sh*t by generously sprinkling both sides of your favorite steak and letting it sit, at room temperature an hour before you cook it.
And if anyone says their steak is as good as yours just say Bull Sh*t.
Ingredients - sea salt, seasoning salt, brown sugar, pepper, paprika
Good Sh*t - 11 oz. - Good Sh*t will add just enough sweetness to leave your taste buds dancing.  Try it on Teriyaki, popcorn (for that sweet and salty taste), ribs, chicken - Sh*t, put it on everything.  But be forewarned, Good Sh*t is habit forming!  Once you start using Good Sh*t (or any of the Sh*t Products) it'll be tough for you to go back to that ordinary ol' sh*t you've been using.
Taste the sweet difference!  Good Sh*t is a specially blended seasoning designed to bring sweetness to the palate like no other seasoning does.  This blend will transform regular chicken, ribs and pork into a masterpiece of flavors.  Amaze your friends and hear them say, "Man, this is some Good Sh*t!"
Ingredients - brown sugar, sugar, paprika, seasoning salt, pepper.
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