Big Ass Gift Box
Contains the following: Bad Ass With An Attitude Hot Sauce - This sauce has some serious kick. Papaya and Scotch Bonnet Peppers give this sauce a Caribbean flare and a BAD ASS attitude.
Ingredients: Papaya Puree, onion, Scotch Bonnet pepper, light corn syrup, celery, carrots, rice wine vinegar, Key Lime juice, salt, vinegar, garlic, cilantro.
Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally Habañero Hot Sauce - "Chet was a bad dude, the kinda guy that would steal the wooden leg from a handicapped person. So it was no surprise when someone slipped some of this homemade hot sauce into Chet's moonshine. After one sip, big Chet fell to his knees and with a tear in his eye shouted, "Well Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally!!"
Ingredients: Habañero peppers, carrots, onions, vinegar, garlic, lime juice & salt.
Who Gives a Rat's Ass Hot Sauce - We all know someone who is the best at this or that. They're great and they tell you about it all the time. Blah, blah, blah; well to that we say... Who Gives a Rat's Ass!!!! For extreme cases see our F.O.A.D Sauce
No Fat, No Carb
Ingredients: Distilled vinegar, Habañero peppers, tomato paste, Chipotle peppers, onions, salt, chives, sugar, garlic powder, black pepper.
Weapons of Ass Destruction Hot Sauce - I knew he had them! Silent but deadly! It is the mother of all bombs. Get yours today! On the front of the bottle is Saddam and he is aiming a fiery and smoky fart towards George Bush. George Bush is proclaiming "I knew he had them!" No Fat, No Sugar
Ingredients: Red Habañero peppers, distilled vinegar, crushed Red pepper, onion powder, garlic powder.