My name is Dr. Aiken Assburn; my elixirs are now available to you, after benefiting our family and friends for three generations. Created by my Great Grandma Mia Assburn, perfected by my Grandma Yusa Assburn, Yusa taught my mother Mora Assburn how to make the elixirs. Dr. Assburn's life changing elixirs are made of the finest ingredients. Now I wouldn't sell you something I haven't tried myself. So take home these elixirs today, and share them with family and friends.
Ingredients: Vinegar, jalapeno peppers, salt, sugar, garlic, xanthan gum, and sorbic acid