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Screaming Sphincter Habanero Salsa

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Screaming Sphincter Habanero Salsa

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Screaming Sphincter Habanero Salsa 16 oz. -  "A Burning Painus Within The Anus. Weez gessin' it alls strartud when gra'mawuz in tha outhouse, yellin', cussin', and bangin' round sumthun feerce. Shur' nuff, earlier she'd gottin' inta a new batch uf salsa weez jus' brewed up. Und that's where tha name cums frum, cuz her 'ole sphincter wuz on fire, und she shur was screamin'! The sphincter (sfink-ter) is an annular muscle surrounding and able to contract or close the anus." Ingredients: Tomatoes, Jalapeño peppers, onions, Green Chili peppers, distilled vinegar, salt, Habañero peppers, garlic, spices, cilantro.

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