How do you get your buns out of bed? Pick one:
The cat is dancing on your face.
You can’t wait to clean the snow off your car so you can get to the office.
You must get to the mirror so you can scare yourself to death.
The thrill of one more Greek yogurt?
If you’re like 30 million other Americans, you rely on magic in a cup. Black magic, that is – but we know it as coffee. Or brown magic if you add cream.
But wait, there’s more. Let’s say you’re like a gazillion other commuters who answer to the boss, but you hit the snooze button too many times with the covers over your head. What’s a slacker to do? Listen up, you, Wake the F Up! We’re sorry you overslept, but not that sorry. It’s these mornings that you need us. In your cup, out the door, your pedal to the floor, behind your wheel, without the snore.
And this concludes our caffeine for the day…or does it? Shame on us. Did we forget the weekend? Unless you’re working, in which case we’re back to the alarm clock boogie, which means get your hind end moving already.
Ah, but if weekends are yours, you can sleep until noon or coffee, whichever comes first. When you’re ready, biscuits and a hot brew are waiting for you in the breakfast nook. And if not, why not? Don’t you deserve to treat yourself after a long week at the grind?
That’s what’s in it for you. Now, what’s in it for your friends and family?
There’s so much to say, and Try My Nuts helps you say it. Our coffee is too good to keep to yourself, so why not add your favorite people to your gift list with these fabulous ideas?
Say thanks with a sampler. Who helped you clean up after the party while everyone else left you with the mess? Who did your dishes when you recovered from your knee replacement? Who made you chicken soup when you had the flu? Who babysat the kids so you and your hubby could take that weekend getaway? That’s a true friend who deserves a surprise, and if they love their coffee, even better – because we know they’ll love ours.
We make it easy to send tokens of gratitude. Let us know what you want, and we’ll make sure they get it.
Say Happy Birthday
There’s no time to bake a cake, but that java-lover on your list already has everything. What do you send? Coffee, of course! Don’t let one more birthday go by without a fun, unexpected gift in the mail from their coffee-drinking buddy. And while you’re at it, throw in one of our Try My Nuts Coffee Mugs. There now. Isn’t that better than the same old thing?
Say Happy Holidays
Sooner or later, we all reach that point where we’ve collected so much stuff that the thought of adding one more shelf-sitter or candle is, well, stale. If you’re making your list, don’t forget to include your coffee drinkers.
Repeat after us: there is no good reason whatsoever to give boring gifts. Who needs one more picture frame, necktie, wallet, or ugly sweater? Why should your hard-earned cash be used to purchase something that’s only going to find its way to the regifting closet?
There’s a reason people love food gifts; they don’t collect dust. Our answer is your answer – coffee: it’s the gift they’ll appreciate.