Some people like it hot, and if that sounds like you, then you may be looking for some hot nuts for sale. Real spice lovers know that spice alone isn’t enough. You need heat and deliciousness to make those nuts truly enjoyable. Thankfully, there are a lot of new and exciting things going on in the world of nuts. Intrigued? Then come on over and explore our world of nuts. You’ll find hot nuts for sale, including some of our new favorites.
Warming Up With Jalapeño Peanuts
Now, let’s say that you want some hot nuts for sale, but you need to start small. Maybe you need some spice in your life, but you’re not ready to start grabbing fistfuls of chili powder just yet.
That makes sense. Spicy nuts aren’t the same as regular nuts. With regular nuts, you can put as many in your mouth as you want to. But the thing about spiciness is that you need to build some tolerance before you go all in. You don’t want to start by popping a handful of ghost peppers. Your esophagus will not be happy with you, and your ER nurses will probably judge you. Anyway, this spice tolerance is the reason some people can eat all the spice they want, while others need to chug water if their hardboiled eggs have too much paprika.
So how can you enjoy some hot nuts if you fall into the latter category? Well, when you start exploring hot nuts for sale, the key is to start with small amounts of spice while choosing something delicious. And that brings us to our Jalapeño Peanuts. They’re super tasty and perfect for snacking. And most importantly, they’re spicy without being too hot. They combine a jalapeño coating with a mouth-watering blend of onion powder, garlic, and other spices for a perfectly savory snack.
Turn Up the Heat With Carolina Reaper Peanuts
Once you’ve moved past mildly spicy snacks, it’s time to turn up the heat in your quest for hot nuts for sale. Enter the medium Carolina Reaper Peanuts. Made with a coating of Carolina reaper powder, this particular snack is perfect for those who want to take the heat up a notch. And if you’re on a different level of spiciness, Carolina Reaper Peanuts also come in mild and wild versions.
Southern Heat Peanuts
Do you put on your puffiest winter coat as soon as the temperature drops below seventy degrees? Have you lived in climates so humid that you need scuba gear to get from your front door to your mailbox?
If you’ve ever lived in the south, then you’re no stranger to heat. When you look for hot nuts for sale, you want something that rivals Texas in the middle of August. You’ve heard “The Devil Went Down to Georgia,” but what they don’t tell you is that after the song ended, the devil went back home to be in a cooler climate.
Anyway, if you can handle heat, then allow us to introduce you to the Southern Heat Peanuts. These nuts are delicious enough to put your favorite biscuit recipe to shame. They’re hand-cooked, just like all of the best southern foods.
Be warned, though: these nuts are hot. They’re only for people who know what real heat is and embrace it like an old friend. You want to underestimate the spiciness of these nuts? Well then, bless your heart.
With Southern Heat Peanuts, the spiciness comes from a blend of red pepper, habanero powder, and chili powder. They come in a resealable bag because there’s no way you can finish them all at once. When you sit down to snack on them, have a glass of sweet tea nearby to cool the burn.
The Peanut Brutal Challenge is Back
There are hot nuts, but what about hot nuts turned into peanut brittle? They said it couldn’t be done. They said the makers were crazy. But did that stop the makers from creating the world’s hottest peanut brittle? Nope!
More than just hot nuts for sale, the Peanut Brutal Challenge has been described as “insanely hot,” and “unbelievable spicy,” and “why would you even think to do this?”
The Peanut Brutal Challenge does come with rules. First, no food or drink is allowed during the challenge. Second, you start with the mildest bar and work your way up to the hottest one. Third, once you’re finished, you have to endure five minutes of after-burn without eating or drinking anything. Are you up for the challenge? Then good luck.
Peanuts That Will Kick Your Ass
Want peanuts that are so hot they’ll kick your ass? Then enjoy the appropriately-named Ass Kickin’ Peanuts. (Actually, some of the stuffier members of the community have called them inappropriately named, but you get what we mean.) These nuts are covered with habanero flavoring and plenty of other seasonings. They’re flavorful, but you’ll also want a beverage nearby when you eat them.
There’s also Ass Kickin’ Peanut Butter and Ass Kickin Beef Jerky for those who really love spicy things, and for those who just want to see how many times they can fit the phrase “ass kickin'” into their pantries.
The Increase the Heat 3 Pack
Maybe you like a lot of nuts, or maybe you like a build up of heat. Or maybe it’s both. Either way, if you want hot nuts for sale, you can get different levels of heat with the Increase the Heat 3 Pack.
Start with the Jalapeño Cheddar Peanuts. They’re deliciously cheesy and definitely spicy, but not quite hot enough to have you breathing fire at the local villagers. Then there’s the Try My Nuts on Fire tin, which should have the villagers a little more nervous. Grab a handful if you’re planning to guard a princess in a tower.
Finally, there’s the Pain is Good tin. The aforementioned villagers may disagree with the name, but if you like a little pain with your pleasure, then these are the nuts for you.
Hot Nuts for Sale at Try My Nuts
Of course, those are just some of the hot nuts for sale at Try My Nuts. For more hot nuts for sale, take a look at the hot nuts section on our website. It’s where heat-lovers go to find their snacks.