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Hey, you. Do you have time for some hot nuts?
What have you been up to lately? Writing the Next Great American Novel? Creating your own startup from your garage using nothing more than 3 beans, a hammer, and a dream?
Oh, who are we kidding? Look, we absolutely get it. As the TV, your social media feed, and literally everything else in the world want to remind you right now, these are difficult times. As if you didn’t know that.
Now, we are all stuck at home these days. You might as well make it a little more interesting. If you and your quarantined loved ones have exhausted the entire lineup of Netflix and Hulu combined, then it’s time to add some more options to make things a little bit more interesting.
And that’s why we brought up the hot nuts. Granted, it doesn’t take much for us to bring up hot nuts, even under normal circumstances. We don’t need much of an excuse. Still, life is weird, so are we, and you might as well do what you can to literally spice up your quarantine.
Curious about how to get started? Well, we are here to help. Below, you will find four of our spiciest challenges. Are you up for them? You can get back to writing your novel later.
The Tube Of Terror Challenge
Ah, it’s the Tube of Terror Challenge — Enough to strike fear into the hearts of even the hardiest spicy food lover. Or enough to keep five to six people entertained while they’re stuck in the same house together. You be the judge.
In any case, the Tube of Terror Challenge is designed for a group of people. Got a full household? Then these hot nuts are for you. The Tube of Terror contains some of the spiciest peanuts you will ever meet. Coated with some of the hottest peppers in the world, Tube of Terror nuts are not for the faint of heart.
They are, however, for the very bored. If you and your loved ones are both bored and foolhardy, then it’s time to nut up or shut up. Let’s see who the real reigning monarch of spice is.
The Hot Sauce Challenge Book Of Pleasure And Pain
Now, not every challenge is about hot huts. Some challenges go straight to the source. Of course, like everybody else, we love a good nut. But if you are ready to make things a little bit more interesting, then bring on the Hot Sauce Challenge Book of Pleasure and Pain.
Intrigued? You should be. If you love hot nuts, then the Hot Sauce Challenge Book of Pleasure and Pain is here to add even more spice to your life. Containing 12 small bottles of hot sauce, this challenge is the perfect choice for those who like a little pain with their pleasure. Don’t say that we didn’t warn you, though. These hot sauces are the real deal.
The Toe Of Satan Challenge
Beware, mortals.’Tis the Toe of Satan Challenge. If you’re still up for a challenge but not ready to go back to hot nuts just yet, then the Toe of Satan is here to strike terror into the hearts of men. This lollipop was made with intensely hot chili pepper. Can you handle five minutes with the Toe of Satan in your mouth? Open the box if you dare.
The Death Nut Challenge
And now for the king of all hot nuts: the Death Nut Challenge. But what is the Death Nut Challenge, and do you think you can handle it?
It’s simple, but simple doesn’t mean easy. Far from it. In fact, the Death Nut Challenge is one of the greatest hot nut challenges known to humanity.
Now, it’s only five nuts, but don’t let this fact lull you into a false sense of security. Nay, you will only find five nuts because any more would rip a hole into the space time continuum, probably.
Anyway, you start with the first nut and work your way through all five. That is, of course, if you can handle them. Sure, the first nut is hot. But they get progressively hotter until you reach the Death Nut. Few mortals have proven themselves worthy of the Death Nut. You have been warned.
Hot Nuts And Beyond
You’ve probably guessed it by now. There are some people who should not attempt the challenges that we’ve listed above. These challenges were designed for healthy adults.
Obviously, when you get ghost peppers involved, you’ve got the potential for mouth irritation, watering eyes, and unbelievably clear sinuses. Do not eat these hot nuts or do other challenges if you can’t handle absurdly spicy foods. Also, it should go without saying, but don’t eat nuts if you’re allergic to them.
Not sure if you can handle your hot nuts? Hey, we’ve got you covered, too. At Try My Nuts, we have all kinds of nutty flavors from savory to sweet to spicy to everything in between. Take a look at our options to see some of our more family-friendly snack choices.
And if we haven’t scared you away from our hot nuts, then why not take a look at the Challenge Gift Pack? The Gift Pack contains the Toe of Satan Challenge, Hot Sauce Book of Pleasure and Pain, and of course, The Death Nut Challenge.
Whether you need something salty to chew on as you work from home, something sweet to snack on as you make your way through every streaming service that the world has to offer, or you just need some hot nuts to provide you with your stay at home entertainment, we’ve got you covered here at Try My Nuts.
In these trying times, we know that you still take your nuts seriously. We take your nuts seriously, too. Try My Nuts is still here with the tasty products that you have come to expect from us. Feel free to go nuts on our website, or contact us if you have any questions.